Inevitably, at the end of,  and the beginning of each year we are all subject to some “year in review” served up right to us through the dysfunctional eyes of some baby boomer. Their constant comparisons to everything from the sixties and, in the strangest way, always telling us that our hard times today just aren’t anything compared to some bizarre year they pull out of their tuckus from the sixties.

I’m so sick of these people. The baby boomers are the most self absorbed, dysfunctional group of malcontents that have ever been created in the history of the United States of America. These bozos have almost destroyed the entire world, America, the family,  marriage and just about any institution they got there hands on. As Obama screamed at the Democratic convention at the Republicans, “Enough!”  This battle cry comes from the generation that had to clean up the mess of this depraved group of people. “Enough!”

The senate sub-committee was just coming to an end. All of America’s industry had shown up with hat in hand for a piece of the bailout money pie. The gavel was just about to be slammed down calling an end to this ignoble orgy of government spending.

All of a sudden, a loud noise burst through the chamber. All of the senators looked up and to their consternation there was Santa Claus walking towards them with a hurried pace.

“Senator ! Senator!” yelled Santa, “One more thing!”

Each politician looked at each other with curious anticipation. Santa stood before the microphone and said that he was here for some of the bailout money.

Vexed, the lead senator in charge asked how could this be? “You’re Santa Claus. Why do you need any of this bailout money?”

Santa lowered is head and with his shiny cheeks looked back up and said, “I don’t think I can make it until Christmas. Things at the North Pole are so bad that I’m not sure if we might have to go into bankruptcy before the holiday.”

One senator stood up and yelled, “What the hell are you talking about?”

Santa said, “Listen to me; many years ago the union showed up at the North Pole and demanded concessions from me and Mrs. Claus for all of the Elves. They got all of the Elves worked up over health care and life time compensation. The Elves threatened to strike and at that time it was so close to Christmas that we had no choice but to give in to the union and it’s demands. Over the years, because of that union contract, the Elves refused to truly put in a full day’s work and there is nothing we can do about it. We even have to pay some elves that don’t even work for us anymore. The pressure of all of this has put Christmas itself at jeopardy and whether or not we can meet the needs of the children of the world will depend entirely on the American Congress and whether or not you can give me some of that bailout money to keep it all going.”

One of the senators stood up and asked Santa how did he travel here today? Santa said that he got the reindeer together, grabbed the sled, and rushed right over. The senator asked Santa if he knew about all of the methane that was released through all of the reindeer passing gas? He asked Santa whether he knew or not that reindeer and cows are both killing the planet.

Santa stood there stunned and speechless. Another senator asked Santa where was his written plan showing the American Congress his business plans on how to run the North Pole. Once again, Santa was without words.

The senators told Santa it would have been better if he carpooled here rather then leaving such a carbon footprint with the sled and reindeer. They told Santa to leave and come back when he had a written plan on how to run the North Pole. They told him to consider, on his return, Santa’s form of transportation and if Santa wanted some bailout money it might be considered if Santa would agree to build more “green” toys.

 With his hat in hand, Santa walked out of the building and onto the doorsteps of the Capital. The reporters were there waiting. Santa walked up to the microphone and a reporter asked, “What will you do now?”

Santa looked down at the sea of reporters waiting on his every word and said, “Well, I guess I need to go to Mexico. I need some cheap workers.”

–C.Rich

I always wondered, all of my life, how those people could have drank that KoolAid at Jonestown. How could that many people believe all of that and really drink it? Later on in my life, this strange phenomenon breached my concscienceness again when the Hale-Bop Comet came by the Earth and all those people wearing Nike’s tennis shoes thought the comet was the mothership that they needed to beam up to,  because they thought the Earth was going to be recycled. They drank the KoolAid as well. Heaven’s Gates people they were called. 

Befuddled, I, later in life, was hit with this strange happening where people thought something so outrageous as a mass group, but this time it was on a world wide scale never seen before. This time it affected people I knew. People I respected. People who for the most part hold no fringe views of anything, but just happened to believe this one thing. “Man is responsible for global warming.” To have such a big portion of the world vainly believe this nonsense is startling. To ignore the fact that the sun has everything to do with this and ignore all the times massive weather events have happen before throughout the Earth’s history, is to deny reality itself.

Not a single weather event in our lifetime has not happened before. Not one. Not a single weather event. All part of the ebb and flow of the planet. To believe that we are so powerful to massively change the Earth’s temperature is tantamount to thinking we are God. Yet somehow, it sinks in with so many smart people.

People confusing pollution with the Earth’s temperature. Making it a better planet together for good air quality and good water, somehow morphs into some idea that we are truly affecting the Earth’s temperature to such a degree that we would kill us all.

Madness, all of it. To have no understanding of the ice ages and the times the earth was so hot it affected everything. Crops, migration of people and animals to adapt to the current climate at the time. Even when it happened over and over again before man walked the Earth, nothing wakes these people up who believe this fallacy. 

Those of us who see through this massive facade are labeled “flat Earth people” or “People who just don’t understand like they do.” Al Gore does nothing about walking the walk of this cultist spell, yet makes millions of dollars spreading the fear of this factual holocaust. There are people filling their homes with mercury light bulbs putting a potential haz-mat problem in their homes on a mass scale; believing they can stop the planet from burning up.

For thinking people, we are not in Kansas anymore. We have slipped so far down the rabbit hole that not even tapping our heals together three times will get us out of this in our lifetime. 

C.Rich

Gay groups across the country have mounted a nationwide collective scream at President elect Barack Obama for his pick of Pastor Rick Warren to be apart of the inauguration day. Their anger stems from Pastor Warren’s public efforts to defeat proposition 8 in California which was based on gay marriage being legal.

In a stunning reversal of reality, the gay groups ignore the fact that Barack Obama is completely against gay marriage. Shall I say that again? President elect Barack Obama is against gay marriage. A fact that is always left out of the discussion.

Now since Obama doesn’t believe a man should marry another man or a woman should marry another woman, Pastor Rick Warren, on this subject, is more in line with our new president’s thoughts than any of these gay groups are.

Pastor Rick and Barack hold the same view on gay marriage, yet gay groups somehow feel betrayed by the incoming president. Since both men hold the same view on this subject, why is only one of the men hated by gay groups? Why do gay groups feel betrayed by Obama, when Barack was a man who went to church with his whole family each Sunday and believes  that marriage should be left alone.  Why do they think they have an ally in him on gay marriage?

Why not hold Barack Obama to the same standard as Rick Warren? This disconnect that gay activists have on the reality of this subject and understanding is a clean break from common sense and drips with the awkwardness of confronting someone who his having a hard time with reality. 

C. Rich